Alternately, instead of simply buying large quantities of condoms, just buy a bunch of evocative items along WITH condoms — like latex gloves, plastic sheeting, or nylon rope!

I remember I was thinking of the Nine Inch Nails song “Big Man With a Gun” when I came up with the brand name for the condoms. And then I guess I just went ahead and drew a stylized penis right on the box. That’s some DIRECT branding!